I found a useful Republican!

Finally, I found one, and I'll tell you, this guy saved the day!

We set out to play baseball, and George Wush is the Republican that lives down the street. Anyways, we sent Ralph over to George's house to ask if he could play baseball with us.

George's mom came to the door, and Ralph asked if George could come out and play baseball with us.

George's mom said ' You know George doesn't have any arms or legs'.

Ralph replied ' Yes, I know, but we want to use him as first base'.

Another thing good about this George, he can't stick his foot in his mouth, like the president George does.

Beats being re-deployed to Iraq.